Piggy Alternate Ending

WARNING: Spongebob reference ahead.

George: ♪I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!♪ ''[Mr. P is flung into the wall]'' ♪You're a Goofy Goober! Rock! We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock! Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! Put your toys away. Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play, I say no way. No way! No, no freaking way! I'm a kid, you say, when you say I'm a kid I say, Say it again and then I say thanks. Thanks! Thank you very much! So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me, go ahead and try. The kid inside will set you free! Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop! I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!

Mr. P: [He is recovering from being flung into the wall] What's happening? [Sees George dancing] His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. [To slaves] Seize him!

People: All hail Mr. P. ''[Crowd in around George. A few seconds later, George bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an electric guitar. He slowly goes up while Mr. P and Grandpa Pig look at him ascend]''

Richard Rabbit: Whoo!

[As George plays the electric guitar, its head stock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a helmet]